Ughzibuzub (2:41:48 PM): Hey, Rook. We need your character sheet. Like, soon. Boris is getting pissy again.
bairynroo (2:42:01 PM): huh?
Ughzibuzub (2:42:34 PM): Yeah, I don't get it either. When do you think you'll get the sheet to us?
bairynroo (2:42:44 PM): what the fuck are you talking about
Ughzibuzub (2:43:18 PM): Jesus Christ...watch the language there. You act like I just killed your dog.
Ughzibuzub (2:43:24 PM): Dude, the character sheet. For the RPG.
bairynroo (2:43:27 PM): who are you
Ughzibuzub (2:43:33 PM): The online RPG?
bairynroo (2:43:38 PM): what online rpg
Ughzibuzub (2:43:50 PM): The "Many Adventures Non-Denominational RPG."
Ughzibuzub (2:43:56 PM): Don't tell me you forgot...
bairynroo (2:44:00 PM): no clue what are talking about
Ughzibuzub (2:44:35 PM): ...
Ughzibuzub (2:44:39 PM): Oh, I get it. It's a joke, right?
bairynroo (2:44:48 PM): no
Ughzibuzub (2:44:52 PM): The sheet is on its way to my email right now?
bairynroo (2:44:58 PM): no
Ughzibuzub (2:45:07 PM): ...
bairynroo (2:45:09 PM): what did i sign up or soemthing
Ughzibuzub (2:45:42 PM): Yeah. Well, actually, you contacted me on here.
bairynroo (2:45:48 PM): i dont think so
Ughzibuzub (2:45:52 PM): I'm guessing you got my AIM name from the site?
bairynroo (2:45:56 PM): whats the site
Ughzibuzub (2:46:13 PM): Hold on, let me pull up the URL.
Ughzibuzub (2:47:41 PM): Wait...you are Rook, aren't you?
bairynroo (2:47:51 PM): nope
Ughzibuzub (2:48:02 PM): No?
bairynroo (2:48:08 PM): im will
Ughzibuzub (2:48:25 PM): Do you know anyone who calls themselves "Rook?"
bairynroo (2:48:28 PM): nope
bairynroo (2:48:32 PM): u got the wrong guy
Ughzibuzub (2:48:36 PM): Are you sure?
bairynroo (2:48:42 PM): positive
Ughzibuzub (2:48:50 PM): Because I added your name to the list after you IMed me...
bairynroo (2:49:28 PM): no
Ughzibuzub (2:49:52 PM): Huh. Well that's damn weird.
bairynroo (2:49:57 PM): ok
bairynroo (2:50:00 PM): cya later
Ughzibuzub (2:50:02 PM): Would you like to join?
bairynroo (2:50:05 PM): what is it
Ughzibuzub (2:50:10 PM): It's an online RPG.
Ughzibuzub (2:50:21 PM): You can play whichever character you wish, since it's non-denominational.
bairynroo (2:50:21 PM): gay
bairynroo (2:50:28 PM): i only play final fantasy
Ughzibuzub (2:50:38 PM): Then be Sephiroth if you want.
Ughzibuzub (2:50:41 PM): It's up to you.
bairynroo (2:50:42 PM): no
bairynroo (2:50:44 PM): ff 11
Ughzibuzub (2:50:50 PM): The online game?
bairynroo (2:50:54 PM): massive online multiplayer rpg
Ughzibuzub (2:50:56 PM): The one you have to pay for?
Ughzibuzub (2:51:17 PM): The one that was heralded the worst of the series? That FF11?
bairynroo (2:51:26 PM): its fun
bairynroo (2:51:34 PM): try it
Ughzibuzub (2:51:38 PM): Is it? I never played it. I've only read reviews.
bairynroo (2:51:42 PM): its good
Ughzibuzub (2:51:48 PM): How much for access?
bairynroo (2:51:56 PM): like 12 a month
bairynroo (2:52:01 PM): u get a month free
Ughzibuzub (2:52:16 PM): Huh. Sounds interesting. Can you ride Chocobos?
bairynroo (2:52:19 PM): yea
Ughzibuzub (2:52:25 PM): And steal from teh dead?
Ughzibuzub (2:52:50 PM): That is, if a person dies, can I take their equipment?
bairynroo (2:52:56 PM): no
Ughzibuzub (2:53:02 PM): Oh...
Ughzibuzub (2:53:22 PM): Can I ask you two questions?
bairynroo (2:53:24 PM): yea
Ughzibuzub (2:53:31 PM): First, what does "Roo" stand for if not for "Rook?"
bairynroo (2:53:45 PM): its my nickname
bairynroo (2:53:51 PM): www.bairyn.com
bairynroo (2:53:53 PM): in my band
Ughzibuzub (2:53:53 PM): will = roo?
Ughzibuzub (2:53:57 PM): Oh.
bairynroo (2:54:02 PM): check it out
Ughzibuzub (2:54:08 PM): What type of band?
bairynroo (2:54:12 PM): rock
Ughzibuzub (2:54:28 PM): Excellent. I was afraid you'd say "emo." It seems that that crap is all the rage lately.
bairynroo (2:54:35 PM): oh shutup
Ughzibuzub (2:54:39 PM): ??
Ughzibuzub (2:54:53 PM): wtf?
bairynroo (2:54:58 PM): im tired of people saying emo crap
Ughzibuzub (2:55:09 PM): Yeah. The truth hurts sometimes.
bairynroo (2:55:26 PM): well if its crap
bairynroo (2:55:34 PM): can u play it or make anything better
Ughzibuzub (2:56:13 PM): No. Then again, Roger Ebert can't make a movie, but he knows a bad one when he sees it, doesn't he? You don't need to make something better to know the current thing is horrid.
Ughzibuzub (2:56:31 PM): I think the real question is, can YOU play emo?
bairynroo (2:56:50 PM): i can play whatver
bairynroo (2:56:53 PM): im that damn good
Ughzibuzub (2:57:19 PM): Can you play "Ride the Lightning?"
bairynroo (2:57:31 PM): im sure i could
bairynroo (2:57:34 PM): if i took the time
bairynroo (2:57:40 PM): i dont like metal
Ughzibuzub (2:58:17 PM): All right...well, how about "Carry On Wayward Son?" It's just straight rock, not metal.
bairynroo (2:58:30 PM): im sure if i have heard it
Ughzibuzub (2:58:40 PM): So, you can play by ear? O_O
Ughzibuzub (2:59:07 PM): That's pretty impressive.
bairynroo (2:59:17 PM): yea
Ughzibuzub (2:59:21 PM): Well, then that answers my second question...
bairynroo (2:59:21 PM): and tabs
Ughzibuzub (2:59:29 PM): If you joined, I know which character you'd play.
bairynroo (2:59:53 PM): ok
Ughzibuzub (3:00:33 PM): Blue Grass. He's from the old 80's show "Silver Hawks." He could play the guitar, but was ultra-shitty at it and pretty much had an inflated ego about his non-talent. So, in reality, it wouldn't be "playing" for you...you'd just have to live your life as-is.
Ughzibuzub (3:00:37 PM): Emo. God. What a puss.
bairynroo (3:00:57 PM): what did you say
Ughzibuzub (3:01:31 PM): Emo = puss.
Ughzibuzub (3:01:34 PM): It's gay.
Ughzibuzub (3:01:44 PM): About as gay as the only non-single player FF out there.
bairynroo (3:01:49 PM): your calling yourself emo
Ughzibuzub (3:01:51 PM): Christ...I'm sickened.
Ughzibuzub (3:01:55 PM): Oh, good one.
bairynroo (3:01:56 PM): its ok
bairynroo (3:02:05 PM): no1 wants to play your gay ONLINE rpg
bairynroo (3:02:09 PM): where all u see is text
bairynroo (3:02:16 PM): thats gay x's 12
Ughzibuzub (3:02:18 PM): I'm not the one who listens to it while jacking off to hentai.
bairynroo (3:02:20 PM): so stfu
bairynroo (3:02:27 PM): your a nerd
bairynroo (3:02:30 PM): your done
Ughzibuzub (3:02:45 PM): Apparently, no one wanyts to play ff11, either. That's why Square-Enix is going back to single-player RPGs.
bairynroo (3:03:04 PM): o that hurts me
Ughzibuzub (3:03:05 PM): Read up.
bairynroo (3:03:09 PM): stop
bairynroo (3:03:12 PM): your hurting me
bairynroo (3:03:14 PM): o god
bairynroo (3:03:17 PM): im emo
bairynroo (3:03:19 PM): so i better cry
Ughzibuzub (3:03:32 PM): ...um...you're kinda making fun of yourself, there, genius.
Ughzibuzub (3:03:36 PM): Emo is for pussies.
Ughzibuzub (3:03:47 PM): Metal is for HARD CORE TUFF MOTHA FUCKERZ!!!!!!
bairynroo (3:03:48 PM): yea
bairynroo (3:03:57 PM): what do there singers write about
bairynroo (3:04:08 PM): or can they not write
Ughzibuzub (3:04:11 PM): Well, not BEING GAY for one.
bairynroo (3:04:21 PM): so writing about a gir
bairynroo (3:04:24 PM): thats emo
Ughzibuzub (3:04:49 PM): Yeah, because the term "emo" has its roots in "girl," and not "emotions." Good one.
Ughzibuzub (3:05:01 PM): Jesus...Hendrix was right. Most musicians are morons.
Ughzibuzub (3:05:05 PM): Later, looser.
bairynroo (3:05:05 PM): writing about there emotions about a girl
bairynroo (3:05:09 PM): your a nigger
Ughzibuzub (3:05:11 PM): Get a clue, and some talent.
Ughzibuzub (3:05:13 PM): lol
bairynroo (3:05:13 PM): u dont know anything about music
Ughzibuzub (3:05:18 PM): You're an arab.
Ughzibuzub (3:05:20 PM): There.
bairynroo (3:05:24 PM): u wish u were as a good as me
bairynroo (3:05:28 PM): u dumb nigger
bairynroo (3:05:33 PM): go play online rpgs
bairynroo (3:05:36 PM): loser
Ughzibuzub (3:05:37 PM): You wish you were as straight as me.
Ughzibuzub (3:05:45 PM): Go play the worst FF ever.
Ughzibuzub (3:05:47 PM): You will anyway.
bairynroo (3:05:50 PM): yea ok loser
Ughzibuzub (3:06:01 PM): And go cry about why your mom left your dad or some shit.
Ughzibuzub (3:06:14 PM): She left you because you cry.
bairynroo (3:06:18 PM): better yet
bairynroo (3:06:24 PM): ill write a song
bairynroo (3:06:31 PM): yea
Ughzibuzub (3:06:40 PM): No, see, you have to have talent to write a song.
bairynroo (3:06:55 PM): your saying i have no talent
Ughzibuzub (3:07:05 PM): Kanga leaving the 100-acre woods is not material for a song.
Ughzibuzub (3:07:17 PM): I don't know, am I? You tell me, genius.
bairynroo (3:07:24 PM): you tell me
Ughzibuzub (3:07:38 PM): If I had to explain it to you, you wouldn't get it, anyway.
bairynroo (3:07:39 PM): smarty man
bairynroo (3:07:44 PM): come on tell me
Ughzibuzub (3:07:47 PM): ..."smarty man?"
bairynroo (3:07:51 PM): u know everything
Ughzibuzub (3:08:00 PM): I thank you for your honesty.
bairynroo (3:08:06 PM): i outta bitch slap you
Ughzibuzub (3:08:06 PM): And now I shall take my leave.
Ughzibuzub (3:08:12 PM): Liek the bitch you are?
bairynroo (3:08:16 PM): leave nigger
bairynroo (3:08:22 PM): your done
Ughzibuzub (3:08:27 PM): Go run to Tigger and cry.
Ughzibuzub (3:08:29 PM): Pussy.
bairynroo (3:08:30 PM): i would love to see u fight me
Ughzibuzub (3:08:41 PM): I would love to see you get some talent and a clue.
bairynroo (3:08:51 PM): i have it
bairynroo (3:08:56 PM): u obviously dont have any
bairynroo (3:09:03 PM): so stfu
Ughzibuzub (3:09:23 PM): Yeah, that's why you're second guitar in a local band.
Ughzibuzub (3:09:28 PM): Because you're that talented.
Ughzibuzub (3:09:32 PM): Stupid fucker.
bairynroo (3:09:48 PM): that doesnt mean anything
Ughzibuzub (3:09:50 PM): God...it's not even fun to harass you.
bairynroo (3:09:51 PM): if you know music
Ughzibuzub (3:10:04 PM): I know J's probably more talented than you.
bairynroo (3:10:09 PM): tommo
Ughzibuzub (3:10:11 PM): And smarter, I'm guessing.
bairynroo (3:10:13 PM): i will fuck you up
Ughzibuzub (3:10:16 PM): Tommo?
bairynroo (3:10:35 PM): come to my house and talk shit to me
Ughzibuzub (3:10:35 PM): Who the fuck is Tommo? Is that another one of your pussy emo band members?
bairynroo (3:10:36 PM): i dare you
bairynroo (3:10:46 PM): go listen to your old music
bairynroo (3:10:51 PM): u nigger and get nowhere
bairynroo (3:10:54 PM): goodbye
bairynroo (3:10:57 PM): this convo is over
Ughzibuzub (3:10:58 PM): Puss.
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