ISSUE #2: JULY 15, 2005



WHILE THE CRISIS IS AGAIN ANNOUNCED AT THE BULLETIN BOARD, ZOD ACCEPTS THE TERMS OF AKUMA'S CHALLENGE!
Lina (on Wednesday 06:12:45): Midnight! *hugs* Haven't chatted with you in ages...have to catch ya online one of these days
LGM (on Wednesday 06:58:36): gee now when did i ever want to be one of the cool kids ?
Mr Mxyzptlk (on Wednesday 07:13:51): *ah-ahem*

Attention, attention, all you saps from the third dimension! A crisis is coming, and it starts with one fight: General Zod vs. Akuma! It will be the worst day in the history of this universe! No lie. It's gonna be bad. This world's gonna know problems like it has never seen! You're going to need all the love you can muster between you two to get through this, especially with a little one on the way!

Well, that's all. See you in ninety.
Midnight (on Wednesday 13:02:41): *returns Lina's hug* Its been ages. That may be hard. Don't always have a chance to get online. How ya been doing?
dark_hiei (on Wednesday 14:31:49): i was on but no one eles was on *peace*
SSJgokusephirothcloud24!11one (on Wednesday 14:57:39): how do i become a guide?
Lady Coreander (on Wednesday 16:29:28): It's mission time again people! Tomorrow is my b-day!

You can find your mission here...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ladycoreander/69407.html

HAVE FUN KIDS!! >D
Ashley (on Wednesday 17:05:48): oh happy b-day lady c!

newbie: ACK! THE HORROR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away from the newbies*
Mad Hatter (on Wednesday 17:46:41): Happy b-day Lady C! ^^

Happy B-day Brooks! ^^ I remembered! :D Hope you have fun today! ^^
Zanny Clones (on Wednesday 17:55:39): Sorry for the double post..

What's your battle cry?
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Here's an example of what people get (Sorry Gem, I had to use this one XDDDD ):
Zang! Who is that, striding on the candy store! It is Geminai Mist, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
Evil Gem (on Wednesday 18:20:46): that seems fitting for what i'm going to do to you for posting that... actually... i'll just kill you.
Keiichi Morisato (on Wednesday 20:41:09): Since there seems to be quite a few people who don't have a place to upload avatars to, or webpages that are suddenly blocking remote posting, I've taken the liberty of setting up a public avatar FTP.

If you use Internet Explorer to use FTP, use IE. If you use an FTP manager program, use FTP.
IE: ftp://public.kayonesoft.com
ftp: ftp://kayonesoft.com
User: public@kayonesoft.com
Pass: public

Free avatar upload for all to use.
If I find anything else in there I'll delete it.


This is temporary until KOS officially comes online.
Loki (on Wednesday 21:22:55): *uploads p0rn*
lex luthor (on Wednesday 21:39:08): There will be a reckoning...a crisis!
comedian 2005 (on Wednesday 22:10:52): oh eh uh? when's da fight? gotta c that uh?
Belldandy (on Wednesday 23:57:09): Kris: How sweet
Sweetz32 (on Thursday 01:17:43): I'm back...It's funny how things change yet as alwayz they remain the same. Only difference is the person...
Ash (on Thursday 04:05:03): omg they are going to steal my bandwidth Keii! :O ;D
Juggernaut (on Thursday 04:14:42): zOMG my bandwidth has been stoledededed ;_;
Sulia (on Thursday 04:31:33): Ihadurca ~ uhm...***scratches head***...i must know you on a different handle...hello! ^-^'
Juggernaut (on Thursday 07:11:34): Happy Birthday, Lady C~



Ya old hag *runs*
Kyra (on Thursday 07:58:32): Sulia: *chuckles* I'd be Lina...we've talked once or twice when you reappeared online last. Met through Shaterbane.

Midnight: Been a rather crazy year...I swear my hair will all be grey by the end. *chuckles*
Grizzam (on Thursday 10:23:03): Okay! - so I downloaded a torrent, but its an original copy. Meaning, no subs, no dubs, straight japanese with no english subtext.

Anyone know where I can find the english sub script for it?

(in case you're wondering, its la blue girl lol. I know its not something you watch for the subtitles but I genuinely want to know)

reply here or message me in AIM: Grahampie lol
Dilandau Albatou (on Thursday 14:56:27): Happy bday LC, don't get too drunk >P if it smells funny, plug your nose first ^_~
Milihpen (on Thursday 15:34:41): Graham> :p Haha, why don't I just send you the La Blue Girl DVDs? English sub and dub.
Dark Zippy (on Thursday 16:49:15): Grizzam:gotta look out for sub being in the name
Zanny Clones (on Thursday 20:22:26): http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/Rinaruru/banner.png

Can anyone around here color this for me? The text can be replaces and it needs to be fixed so it's not so crooked... I would like the characters to be colored as they are in the anime (Hellsing) they're from. It'll be greatly appriciated if it could be done. ^^ Thanks! If/When anyone finishes this, e-mail it to me at
DarkMindGamer@yahoo.com
Thankees Muchlies! ^^
Celisasu (on Thursday 21:07:21): By the power of darkness I have a driver's license now. BEWARE! *Starts equipping my van with machine guns and missles like in Twisted Metal while figuring out what type of special weapon it should have*
Belldandy (on Thursday 22:26:32): Kris: What is LA Blue Girl???
Rasty (on Friday 00:54:10): (although he wasnt asked decides to display his hentai fact prowess): Belldandy~ Its nasty... I'll never look at hot ninjas the same way.

LC: yay ^^ thanks

Real Kyrie~ I already do, I took this AV for its likness to me =p
Akuma (on Friday 02:08:27): celi... ticklefeathers that tickle an enemy car's engine and make it sputter out
Milihpen (on Friday 03:57:47): I'm gonna put sugar in your tank DSD.

Speaking of cars, I guess I just bought a new one. :/
2005 Honda Civic EX Special Edition
Lady Coreander (on Friday 04:42:58): Thanks all! ^____^

DSD> Oh dear lord!! The world is DOOMED! DOOOOOM!!! XD
General Zod (on Friday 05:58:49): So...the inhabitants of planet Houston need wheeled vehicles to move about. They also need screens behind which they can remain anonymous in order to communicate and hold onto social relationships. How primative.

I agree to your terms, Akuma. Your challenge shall be met at the end of seven revolutions of this planet, on this..."next Friday" at what you call "seven o'clock EST." You WILL kneel before me, or you WILL face the wrath of Zod! ZOD!!

MEANWHILE IN THE BACKROOM, GENTLEMAN GHOST PONDERS THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE...
Milihpen: entered the Backroom.
Gentleman Ghost: entered the Backroom.
Gentleman Ghost: I shall never understand, I am afraid, why so many people are such big fans of elves.
Milihpen: Elf
Gentleman Ghost: Not that there is anything wrong with elves. Peter Pan is a fine musical.
Gentleman Ghost: went to the Bulletin Board.
Gentleman Ghost: entered the Backroom.

BACK ON THE BULLETIN BOARD, AKUMA RESPONDS AND IS FLANKED BY A PERVERTED TECHNOPHILE:
Akuma (on Friday 07:02:17): ...Somehow I see neither happening...so youve decided the date and time of your death...amusing till the end
Midnight (on Friday 12:49:12): *plucks one of Lina's greys* :Þ~
KOS-MOS Mark III (on Friday 15:19:30): Shion, target signature trace located. Commencing tracking and elimination of target ZOD.
Evil Gem (on Friday 20:12:57): aww COMEON! ...i can't get on till 8 >_> *will have to make an exception that night*

KOS-MOS: YES! it worked once. why not again? :D
comedian 2005 (on Friday 20:43:38): awrite a fights is comin!
Plank (on Friday 21:15:56): http://narutocentral.com/index.php?page=content/extras/flashmovies.html

check out sex ed class and hella recess!
Geminai Mist (on Friday 21:53:44): HAHA! SO LONG GODFORSAKEN DISC 1! *snaps ffvii disc 1 in half* YES!
Makoto (on Friday 22:47:26): *Likes Midnight's avatar and wonders what it's from*

...
Milihpen (on Friday 23:09:28): Kuma and KOS-MOS can fight together, cause NXC says so.
M00NBEAST (on Saturday 01:02:27): Gem, Disc 1 of Final Fantasy VII is so easy though. o_o
I usually don't leave until I'm like level 60 though. :B (Just a side effect of building up materia near Mideal.)

WHY DOES KEIICHI (AKA KOS-MOS) WANT TO FUCK A TOASTER INSTEAD OF A HUMAN? CAN GRIZZAM (AKA PLANK) EVER STAY ON TOPIC? WHY ARE ANIME FANS IN THIS CHAT SO ELITIST? DOES NO ONE READ COMIC BOOKS ANYMORE IN 2005 UNLESS THEY'RE FOREIGN-MADE VIOLENT PORN COMICS?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF CRISIS ON INFINITE CHATROOMS!!!